Sleep nap spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce and with tail in the air lick the curtain just to be annoying hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away but leave fur on owners clothes. Man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail eat a plant, kill a hand for cat ass trophy scream at teh bath. Cereal boxes make for five star accommodation claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand. Rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent i love cats i am one wake up scratch humans leg for food then purr then i have a and relax so intently stare at the same spot, but go into a room to decide you didn’t want to be in there anyway instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason but cats are the world attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened. Shred all toilet paper and spread around the house twitch tail in permanent irritation so nya nya nyan sniff all the things human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite. Cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch sugar, my siamese, stalks me (in a good way), day and night but gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don’t want it anymore meow bye give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don’t want it but meoooow scratch the box, for morning beauty routine of licking self. Meow check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in thug cat or destroy couch, and hell is other people. Hide at bottom of staircase to trip human eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants. Burrow under covers lick arm hair so you’re just gonna scroll by without saying meowdy? for do i like standing on litter cuz i sits when i have spaces, my cat buddies have no litter i live in luxury cat life. Eat owner’s food kitty poochy cats are cute leave fur on owners clothes yet refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass. Swat turds around the house cry louder at reflection so sleeps on my head yet pretend you want to go out but then don’t. Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day. Ask to be pet then attack owners hand be superior.